From The Onion:
I don’t get it, she looks as if she was fully clothed, so what’s the big deal? It’s not like she waltzed-in wearing an S&M outfit or something inappropriate. Do these people realize that the average 5-year old couldn’t give a shit about Katy Perry’s cleavage? I saw the clip, and they don’t even bounce. If we were talking about D-size boobs bouncing all over the place and threatening to pop out of a dress, I would feel worried. But *that*? Somebody has too much free time to get offended about something like this.