From: Dilbert comic strip for 08/03/1992 from the official Dilbert comic strips archive. I was trying to show this strip to a coworker who is dangerously toying with the harsh mistress that is Insomnia. What shocked me is how quickly I was able to look up the strip, which was published when he was just 11 years old, and two weeks before my just-out-of-college ass shipped out to US Army Basic Training.
That's just asking to be an insurance commercial.
ReplyDelete"I'm the wind. Normally you appreciate my company when the top is down on your convertible, but today is the big day when you and the missus bring home your brand new 63 inch flatscreen. She suggested having it delivered, but you insisted that it would fit.
wwwwhhhhhhhhoooh.
*tip tumble crash skid*
Whoopsie. Your fifteen minute cutrate insurance won't be covering that. So get Allstate, so you'll be better protected from Mayhem- like me.
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Allstate wouldn't cover it either, so sadly we won't see it.
I wouldn't be shocked if it was her idea.
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