Every time I work on web banner changes ...

I feel like Dr. Frankenstein, and my monster is not very scary and more than a bit goofy-looking. And every time the customer bounces back the image with even more changes I imagine her (the customer, not my PM) as Rennfield (yea, I know, different story) as the one asking for the changes:

Tom Waits as Rennfield

"Master, Master, please move the Chinese text a tad more to the right, and make the chain logo a tiny bit smaller and move the ball with the other text to the other side of the kid with his head's chopped off..."

And yea, I just described word-for-word something I just did to a banner.

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