"I'm the wind. Normally you appreciate my company when the top is down on your convertible, but today is the big day when you and the missus bring home your brand new 63 inch flatscreen. She suggested having it delivered, but you insisted that it would fit.
wwwwhhhhhhhhoooh. *tip tumble crash skid*
Whoopsie. Your fifteen minute cutrate insurance won't be covering that. So get Allstate, so you'll be better protected from Mayhem- like me. "
Allstate wouldn't cover it either, so sadly we won't see it.
That's just asking to be an insurance commercial.
ReplyDelete"I'm the wind. Normally you appreciate my company when the top is down on your convertible, but today is the big day when you and the missus bring home your brand new 63 inch flatscreen. She suggested having it delivered, but you insisted that it would fit.
wwwwhhhhhhhhoooh.
*tip tumble crash skid*
Whoopsie. Your fifteen minute cutrate insurance won't be covering that. So get Allstate, so you'll be better protected from Mayhem- like me.
"
Allstate wouldn't cover it either, so sadly we won't see it.
I wouldn't be shocked if it was her idea.
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