The damn box has been on the road for FIVE frickin days with no updates. I am expected to believe that a UPS drone picked it up at my local UPS store and it was swallowed by a special quantum teleportation device that spit it back out in Florida 5 days layer. Which is funny since their tracking/notifications engine is called QUANTUM. Seriously, UPS?
What is worse is that the way that UPS charges for shipping, they had been too happy to offer me next day delivery for about 50% of the cost of the shipped goods.