Horseshit

I don't understand why the fuck I have to wait til 7:25 PM to get an UPS box when I live about 6 miles from Dulles International Airport. My driver doesn't look like he is either lazy or stupid (he's actually a really cool guy), so who do I blame? Is UPS cutting corners and overworking their drivers? Is the Dulles Corridor THAT terrible to navigate?

The box was in the fucking truck at 6:58 AM. How is it even possible for it to take so long to make it to my doorstep?