…those f******* uptight “geniuses” at the f**** “genius bar” are too busy getting high to actually be of any f****** use, so I am looking for some loser stone who can like you know make my f****** devices synch so that I don’t have to keep paying ninety nine f****** cents every time my kid downloads the f***** Pajanimals song onto a different f******* iphone or whatever these tablet f****** computers are called.

Earn $200/hr Teaching Angry Man To Use Apple Products - The Consumerist

Thanks to Alex Esoterica for showing me this.