Monday, August 31, 2009

My job is so farking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the farking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big farking dog to work. Every farking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single farking day.

Anyway, I drive these farktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shiat. (4608830) Man in a van collecting stories of the recession, living down by the river,comment by McKeesport Beer Baron

Santigold - Lights Out (via ShootUpTheStation)

#earworm of the day. And I have a migraine, I am amazed that it is a relatively soft song and not some heavy metal.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Blue Man Group - One of These Days - Pink Floyd cover (via Krillinish2)

I ran into this completely by accident, we were looking for shitty covers of Pink Floyd songs.

This isn’t one of them.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Thursday, August 20, 2009

A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing, but you say your mother.

The #earworm of the day is actually a Freudian Slip: I was in a conference call with my boss and my ops manager and I started humming it, without thinking about the title. The boss asked me if I was humming that for the customer that I was complaining about just a minute or so before.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Sunday, August 16, 2009


Epic Failure of the Day: Figuring out how to operate foolproof technology — UR doing it rong.

Best part? He’s supposedly an engineering student.


I can’t believe even my dumbest classmate in engineering school doing something THAT stupid.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Skip James - Crow Jane (via IplayBanjoNow)

This is a modern rendition of the song I posted a few minutes ago.

Skip James sings “Crow Jane” (via ledzepp461)

If you like Eric Clapton’s music, you need to watch this video of one of his strongest influences.

Cuban Pete (via AceGamer)

My earworm strikes again.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Incubus - New Skin (Morning View Sessions) (via jeffytsujin)

Got this stuck in my head since I woke up.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Watch the pilot of ABC’s Defying Gravity on Hulu. I just finished it and so far it looks great. Let’s hope that it survives at least two seasons.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

“Weird Al” Yankovic - Craigslist (via alyankovic)

Fantastic homage to The Doors, and Ray Manzarek is playing the keyboards!