Waffle House robbed at gunpoint. Suspects scattered, but police soon have them covered. High-speed chase ensues; speeds topped 100 mph. After their tires are diced by stop-sticks, the suspects are smothered by officers and chunked in jail

From: FARK.com: (5635296)

This is making me really hungry, and also makes me miss our midnight excursions to the Waffle House right outside Fort Gordon back in the early 90s. Worse, even if I were to make it to the closest one (at least two hours South of here), I don’t think I have the stomach lining needed to handle scattered, covered, topped, diced, smothered and chunked hash browns.