If your elementary school textbooks could talk (NSFW). Thanks to Paul for showing me this!

Space X Falcon 1 (Flight 4) (via SpaceFlightVideos)

Bob Marley - Dem Belly Full (but we hungry) (via Zionlivity)

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish (via Fihshsticks)

I can’t trust an animal that is more intelligent than the average human (same reason I distrust cats).

If you are still not convinced, read this:
Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs, ‘Oh, Shit,’ Says Humanity

Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain - Shaft (via notator9)

You damn right, brother.

Lancaster, Ca Musical Road by Honda, W.Ave K past 60th West (via 2kidsA2Z)

There are grooves on the road that, if hit at 55 MPH, play the William Tell overture :-)

Paper Airplane

Purple

Jam Session (via myjaxon)

This is Ian with his dad Jesse. Ian is PJ’s second most favorite subject in Youtube (his favorite subject is himself, no surprise there).

traffic in India (via caps74)

This is for Karla.

Pink Floyd - Echoes with Space Odyssey Part 3 (via JamesTurnerMusic)

We have always been at war with Eastasia

“1984,” by George Orwell.

Thomas and Friends

Same video, but in much higher resolution and less codec slaughter.

Thomas and Friends

This is the low resolution version. Youtube really slaughters videos with their transcoding.

Test Video

Then I started getting that sick feeling in my stomach — the one where you start to realize how good the Democrats are at losing elections. As much as I dislike the Clintstones, I have to admit that Hillary and Bill would not be letting themselves get bitch-slapped around by the Repubes the way Obama is.

Real Dan Lyons Web Site » Blog Archive Obama has become O-boring «

This is an upcoming product that is trying to exist parallel to the Amazon Kindle, but without trying to make itself too big a target for Amazon to crush it. The device doesn’t have a name yet, and so far it looks promising:

• It’s as big as a sheet of paper


• Battery time measured in days, not hours


• Touch sensitive screen


• Open formats


• Very thin and light


• Sturdy screen

If they can pull it off, it will bring competition to the Kindle, even if only in mindshare, which is always a good thing for us consumers.

Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
Is dental.

Ogden Nash

Jon Stewart at The Daily Show discusses the Sarah Palin Gender Card.

May He Poop? (an Indian music video translation) (via Ben174)

May he poop on my knee?

Multitasking

Crazy Indian Video… Buffalaxed! (via buffalax)

I have no words that can describe this.

Dell computers are great for porn (via Scooby22b)

Samurai Fail (via failblog)

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

Unknown

The issue here is that you’re trying to treat the symptom instead of the problem. The symptom is that you guys are tight on money. The problem is that you have too much debt versus income.

Dave Says - September 1, 2008

Don LaFontaine: The Voice (via TWilk)

Don passed away on Monday afternoon. He was 68.

They probably won’t get much sympathy from their hard-pressed fans, but America’s stars of stage and screen are being forced to give up one of the traditional benefits of their celebrity status: private jets. The soaring price of aviation fuel, which is now twice the cost of a year ago, is adding tens of thousands of dollars to the cost of a typical flight, prompting members of Hollywood’s élite to think the unthinkable and ground their personal Gulfstreams.

Hollywood A-listers forced to mothball their personal jets - Americas, World - The Independent

Like we say here in Virginia: “tough shit.”