Sunday, June 28, 2009



Have had this song stuck in my head since Michael died.

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

James Nicoll (via srsly)


For Karla.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009


The Maury Povich Home Paternity Test (via sanspantsproductions)


A prize in every box!

Monday, June 22, 2009


Paul Simon - Kodachrome (via ann6079)


Mama didn’t take my Kodachrome away, but Kodak just did. Do I miss it? Not really, Kodachrome was always a bit too expensive for me, so I shot almost all of my slides in Elitechrome. Plus I lost interest the second I was allowed to shoot some samples with what almost immediately became my first digital camera, a Sony DSC-S70.

Monday, June 15, 2009


Midnight Special - Creedence Clearwater Revival (via kvs123)


Got this song stuck in my head. Yeah, you’re welcome.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.

Dave Barry

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Monday, June 8, 2009

I can’t get wolfram alpha to tell me how many nobel prize winners were born under a full moon, so I’m calling bullshit.

WorkinGui

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Baby never born, mother never pregnant

Coded message from Allen Dulles reporting back to the OSS that the Nazi nuclear bomb program never really took off.

Monday, June 1, 2009


Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version (via dascottjr)


Mullet with headlights?


Thanks to Paul for ruining my keyboard.